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Fat Kat Bush Woman Serpento

Somehow, the feds keep trying but failing to set Kat Hak Sung up on drug charges. More here, and here.

Thank goodness hurricane Katrina hit underprivileged folks. Now they get to live in Texas with Barbara Bush.

Extremely short woman thinks she's fat.

Why I, El Serpento, am better than you in more ways than your entire family

Guy at McDonald's I wanted to punch

Yeah, so yesterday I'm at McDonald's with my kids. This guy walks in all full of dried paint on his hair and clothes. He sits down with his food, and then starts preaching out loud to the entire restaurant about how the hurricane is God's way of punnishing the whores and the homos who are now paying the price for their sins.

So some elderly woman blurts out "I'm not a whore or a homo. How come I just paid $3.35 for a gallon of gas?" He couldn't answer her question, but went on to say that he pays nothing because Jesus died on a cross and automatically pays all of his bills. Not sure if that's Paypal or what...

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Ghost Image

Upon closer examination of Kate's latest photo shoot done at a cemetery, we descoved the image of a "person" who was not there in the model's glasses. In the photo to the right, you can see the reflection of the photographer, and a ghostly figure walking down the stairs of a mausoleum. Both the photographer and model concur that they were alone while these photos were taken.

Mouse People

I recently had an encounter with what I beleive to be one of them. Several nights ago my cat caught a mouse. It was hurt. But, I believe I saved its life. I shewed the cat away upon hearing the squeak and threw the mouse into a bush outside. Then, amazingly, I saw the form of a woman leap out of the bush. As the woman limped away I was so stunned I just froze and didn't know what to do. The next evening a woman visited me in my back yard just before midnight. I think it might be the same person.

I'm curious to know (if this is a genuine mouse person) if she had aready been in the house when the cat got her. The cat may have brought her in from outside.

Mouse people are thought to be mythical creatures by some persons who quickly group them with faeries and ghosts. Others believe they are a result of human gene experiments on mice over the last 30 years. Certain other animals, such as dogs and bears, are also thought to have the ability to take on the characteristics of a mouse.

Back in Slack

So anyways we're back, or at least I am. Everyone who was writing for the paper either jumped off of a bridge or started doing hard drugs after the election (Just kidding kids; just say no to heroin and high places).

I don't think anyone had anything to say for awhile. So I went out and got some turntables and production stuff and built a little studio behind the Shoji screen in my new living room (Katie doesn't like to look at electronic equipment).

Meanwhile, I discovered these fine peices of turntable furniture online:

Malachi and I are learning how to scratch and the Deepstar and I are learning some do-it-yourself recording techniques. Katie has entered a fashion photography contest.

Very well then. Talk to you all soon. Just wanted to let you know that no one is dead in a ditch or anything. Thanks for caring.

Oh and if anyone knows where my last Vicodin is, please let me know.