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Saturday, June 26, 2004

George W. Bush Wants to Lose

Have you noticed how Bush's campaign ads lately are really ads for John Kerry? They mostly point to John Kerry and the Democratic party and say "this is what they want". When I see these ads I find myself thinking "Yes! Sounds good! So, what's your point?" It's almost as if he wants you to vote for Kerry.

Now, the latest ad on the official Bush/Cheney website shows angry Democrats speaking out against Bush's actions. Then, instead of addressing the issues, the ad just tries to make a statement against getting angry. Gee, George, since many Americans ARE angry with you, it looks like you've just spent your money on another ad for Kerry. The ad also throws in some footage from an amateur video that someone submitted to a contest on moveon.org. It compares Bush to Hitler! Well, moveon.org didn't use that spot. It was voted down. But Bush was happy to put it in his own ad. Thanks for the honesty, Mr. Bush. But, if I was the President and the voters started comparing me to Hitler, I probably wouldn't be advertising it!

I don't really think George W. Bush is planning a second term. In fact, if he gets one, I think he'll be pissed. Or, he'll try to get out of it. It seems to me that his plan from the beginning was to just take as much advantage of the presidency for one term, ignore the will of the people, push his own agenda as far as possible, and make lots of money for himself and his friends. If you think about it, what else has he really accomplished? Not expecting a second term would enable him to get away with much more, for instance, killing thousands of innocent people in a war that an overwhelming majority of Americans objected to (not to mention the world community), lying to everyone about it, working with congress to help big companies screw Americans, destroying the environment for profit, spending all of our money and putting us into debt further than we've ever been, then handing the whole big mess over to a Democrat to clean up. Oh, and uh, good luck with Iraq, Sucker!

If he is serious about a second term, he's either really not too bright about it, or he knows something I don't know. Perhaps I over-estimate the intelligence of the American people. I think I could do a much better job on his campaign, and I don't even like the guy. You can make just about anyone look good with the right approach. I just wonder if he's failing at this on purpose. Well, there I go again trying to guess what Bush is up to. I still can't make any sense out of the guy. It's all just like a horrible nightmare. If we are going to start fixing what he's broken, however, we should probably get the vote out in November. Remember: more people voting = Right Wing Conservatives lose. Works every time! Well, except in the state of Florida: there they just throw out the votes they don't want.

Jim

Sorry, Katie, I Had to Sneak Out....

...to see Fahrenheit 9/11. It's a good thing they had a late showing otherwise I would have had to wait three whole days!

This movie is stunning! Michael Moore can really tell a story. This is his best so far. Amazingly, most of the facts were already in my head before seeing the movie. Fahrenheit puts the facts together so that it all makes sense. It opens with the 2000 presidential election and reminds us of what happened, although it seems we all forgot or just accepted it a long time ago. A good part of the 9/11 reflection is just audio and a black screen. That's where the images in your mind take over.

It is a bit comical at some points. How can you not laugh at the Bush administration? Otherwise you'd be crying. I had chills during several segments. A movie hasn't done that to me in a very long time.

I hope every American who sees it will be compelled to vote in November.

As it won the Palme d’Or (Best Picture) at the Cannes Film Festival this year, seeing it confirmed the award was well deserved. It wasn't just because the French hate the White House. (Funny how they never realized that French fries aren't really French anyway.)

The audience this evening applauded at the end of the movie. I hope a lot of people see this.

Friday, June 25, 2004

Deep Fried Hot Dogs



They actually do this in New Jersey. It almost sounds so disgusting it has to be tried. Hardcore hot dog fans probably already know about The Hot Dog Page at hollyeats.com. This is a trip into the world of hot dogs. Call it a frankfurter forum. With reviews around the country, the site also has a section that focuses on New Jersey, where they do that deep fried thing "until its skin is mangled and torn." You can almost clog an artery just by looking at the pictures. Restaurants are rated by grease stains, not stars.

I am a fan of Chicago style hot dogs. I'm having a cookout tomorrow and bought all of the ingredients for Chicago style. I know you aren't supposed to grill them. They are boiled. That's why I had to bust open a package of all beef frankfurters tonight and have a couple the right way. Honestly, I just couldn't wait until tomorrow.

The Hot Dog Page can keep you occupied for hours. Follow enough links and you can see amazing things, like a Baldwin enjoying a Guadalajara Dog at Pinks Hot Dogs.



Which one of those wacky Baldwins is it this time?

Jim

Thursday, June 24, 2004

My American Dream

Most of us have something we want out of this great land that we call America. Some are super-entrepeneurs and want to take over the world with a corporate monopoly. Some are evangelists and want to convince us to embrace a specific religious creed. Others would be happy if multitudes of Americans would buy into their multi-level marketing downline. My wish is more simple, but still an awesome personal challenge.

It is now possible to walk upon one single man-made trail completely from one coast of the United States clear to the other. This is called the American Discovery Trail.



What an awesome undertaking! My friend JDBrenny encouraged me to look into trails. And, after a few searches, I came upon the granddaddy of them all. Spanning 6800 miles and 15 states, the American Discovery Trail network seems to be the best excuse in the world to follow the vision of Jules in 'Pulp Fiction': to just walk the Earth. You know, like Kane in 'Kung Fu'.

I believe I could take the entire trail in 40 weeks, or just over ten months. A couple by the name of Joyce and Peter Cottrell have already done it. They took 18 months, but they are in their 50's and stopped for the winter to take jobs at a Walmart.

I would love to do this before I leave the country for good. If George W. gets another term, I will most likely do so. Before I go, I want to see more of this great land. As a bonus, the trail never enters the state of Texas! Consider me in training for the American Discovery Trail.

Jim

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

OutOfTheBlue............Shy Amateur Teen Posts REVEALED!!

At the request of my non-paying-boss, I give you this treat. A 'backstage' tour, if you will, and you didn't have to donate a goddamn cent to get it, so donate your time/money/estate to your favorite charity/non-prof/community chest if you want a bigger/better/more stimulating benefit.



From: Jim E
To: "Roy G. Biv"
Sent: Saturday, June 19, 2004 12:41 AM
Subject: Woody Allen

Like him or hate him?

Jim
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From: "Roy G. Biv"
To: Jim E
Sent: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 4:55 PM
Subject: Woody Allen

so- is this whay you were lookin for?
have i passed the test? lol
Roy

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From: "Jim E"
To: "Roy G. Biv"
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 7:36 PM
Subject: Re: Woody Allen

I love you're writing. Katie and Jay have also commented favorably.
Most everyone's been doing news but it looks like we're going to add a
section for your writing. Out of the Blue, huh?
Jim

And what about Woody

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From: "Jim E"
To: "Roy G. Biv"
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 8:15 PM
Subject: Re: Woody Allen

Thanks for the compliment/encouragement/support. (<----I think thats my new
writing 'hook'...the a/b/c ....). Yes- The 'column' is entitled OutOfTheBlue
and will feature whatever is pissing me off/confusing/enlightening (<---see,
there it is again.....) me at the moment of my literary birthing. Glad I
could add a different angle/direction/feature (<----OMG!!! it's
EVERYWHERE!!!! RUN!!!) to Urbanstar.com. BTW- I think its a GREAT idea what
you're doing....i find that i am much more perceptive and aware of my
environment since being invited to contribute. THANK YOU for reviving me
from my 'sheep-to-slaughter' reverie that most americans have fallen into. I
am superior to most life forms once again. :)
Take care, Jim.....
BTW- why arent they commenting publicly (on the site) abt my writing?!?!?!?
LOL

P.S. Woody Allen?? dont care for him personally, but strongly admire his
artistry.....why do ya ask??
PPS- kd lang with the symphony pops last night was FABULOUS!!!!!! met her at
the 'after'. lovely boy, she is....................

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From: "Jim E"
To: "Roy G. Biv"
Sent: Wednesday, June 23, 2004 9:40 PM
Subject: Re: Woody Allen

Actually there are two comments on your first post. One is that
snotty one from Cassandra and the other is praise from Katie.
Sometimes you have to hit refresh to see changes. When I first saw
K.D. on VH1 in the 80's I really had no idea if she was a man or a
woman. When the song was over and I saw the name in the corner of the
screen, well, I still didn't know. Then I saw her on Pee Wee's
playhouse and she wore a skirt and even at that point I don't think I
was completely convinced. It would be fab if you did a little
something about her.

I wanted someone to do a bit on Woody. I have mixed feelings about the
man as well but I don't want the arcticle to be a total slam. I saw
Manhattan the other night and it reminded me of how much I love his
movies. I might end up doing a story myself. It would be interesting
if you added comments later. We really should be having this
conversation on the blog.

laytah
Jim



OutOfTheBlue@urbanstar.com

Monday, June 21, 2004

OutOfTheBlue ----- All Around the Mulberry Bush.....Again

As I was digesting tonight's sludgefest that is commonly referred to as 'the news' around these parts, I had a thought I felt I must share. In my opinion, I think the worst job/moment/recollection/most-hideous-home-video moment in one's life must be:

The moment when you are publicly named as Ralph Nader's Official Running Mate.

I mean, c'mon- You have to enter life from that moment on with a GREAT sense of humor, otherwise the world will crush you like a bug on the windshield of existence.
Does anyone blessed with this position actually believe that they'll be vice president? Someday? ANY day?? One must stop to wonder that if the person named actually thinks he has any chance to be vice president (again, Someday? ANY day??), then he must immediately be deemed, by a court, of course, Mentally Incompetent To Survive, have M.I.T.S. tattooed in a bold, Georgia font (huh...how appropriate) on their forehead (Pica size to be determined by each individuals receding hairline status at time of ...um....retirement....(Hi Ronnie!! Is it hot down there?? Get out of my yard, you damn kid!!?? Get out of MY yard, you old rotten, whooooo.....(ten deep breaths)...focus....focus.....))), and turned into the streets to live with the other tired, huddled masses yearning to be free in this land that is my land, land that is your land, from California to the ...well, you get the point.

Anyway...I sure hope he kept his day job.
Shit....he probably knows a Kennedy or two.......why bother?

Get that tattoo needle ready....and while you're at it, make it two....

Jesus saves!! All others take 3d8 damage and are stunned for three rounds.


OutOfTheBlue@urbanstar.com
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