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Friday, November 26, 2004

Hussein Goes Insane

Saddam Hussein, who is currently being held captive by the United States, is slowly going insane, according to statements made by the Red Cross to Arab newspaper "Elaf".

The Red Cross has assessed Saddam's physical condition as good. He is decently treated and well fed. That represents a shift from earlier reports of possible mistreatment.

Saddam is, however, starting to have mental problems. At times, he engages in irrational mumbling. Other times, he sits in total silence; non-responsive and oblivious to his surroundings. Doctors have suggested that the former Iraqi leader consumed large amounts of alcohol and drugs in the past, contributing to his poor mental condition. His advanced age and the death of his sons could also be elements that contribute to his symptoms.

Hussein has several photographs of Udai and Kusai (his sons) in his cell. Interestingly, a portrait of George W. Bush also neatly hangs on the wall. Is Saddam crazy enough to hang a picture of his enemy? Or did someone else hang it? If so, perhaps looking at Bush's mug all day long is what's driving him to the edge.

According to a recent poll, nearly 70% of Americans in the US support the idea of a public broadcast of Saddam's execution. 11% say they would find enjoyment in watching the last moments of Hussein's life. 21% of Americans say they would watch Osama bin Laden being executed on a pay-per-view basis.

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Wisconsin Hunters now Shooting Each Other


Five hunters are dead and three are wounded today, the second day of deer hunting season. The shootings happened in the town of Meteor in southwestern Sawyer County.

Dialogue:

Hunter 1: Hey you! Get out of our deer stand!

Hunter 2: Screw You! (Blam! Blam! Blam!)

Hunters 3 and 4: Hey he shot Bill! You bastard! (Blam! Blam! Blam!)

Hunter 1: Heh! I can peg you all off from here! (Blam! Blam! Blam!) etc. etc.

The guy in the tree stand was apparently from Minnesota.

"Around this country," said area hunter Dusty Bosteder, "it has always been territorial."

Be Lee Harvey Oswald In "JFK Reloaded"


The Kennedy family has condemned the game, but the developers say it is a scientific re-creation to disprove conspiracy theories associated with the assassination of John F. Kennedy. The game, "JFK Reloaded" will be available for download at midnight tonight at www.jfkreloaded.com.



The download will be accessible for three months, and offers a cash prize of up to $100,000 to the player that can "most closely match the shots taken by Lee Harvey Oswald, as concluded in the Warren Commission Report on the assassination of JFK."