Signs you may be watching too much Fox News

You think the next tax cut is for you

You think bin Laden is one of Saddam's sons

You think the Patriot Act is about raising your flag on the Fourth of July

You're glad they finally got all the votes counted in Florida

You think Iraq is now a democracy

You think duct-tape is essential to national security

You think that Bill Clinton should have honored the Republican values of monogamy and fidelity

You called your Mom, excited about the new Medicare benefits

You wish gays would stop parading down the street in their g-strings

You laugh that some people still believe in Global Warming

You're glad we got all of those nukes out of Iraq

You're glad America is so highly respected in the world community

You think John Kerry is French

You think that the proceeds from Michael Moore's movies go to Al Qaeda

You're glad no child was left behind

You've stopped buying Heinz Ketchup out of principle

The terms "swift boat" and "flip flop" have been added to your daily vocabulary


Any more?
-Jim